Monthly Archives: December 2014

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Dear Chatty Kathy,

My friends keep complaining that the clothes that I wear don’t match. They constantly judge what I’m wearing but I don’t care. I wear what I want and don’t care what they think. Am I right in not caring,or am I in the Danger Zone?

Sincerely,

Malkovich.

Dear Malkovich,

Who cares if your clothes don’t match? Who cares what your friends think? They’re not the ones wearing your clothes.  If they’re embarrassed to be seen with you, they should really rethink their priorities. Why does it matter? There is so much more to life than the clothes you wear. You seem like your head’s in the right place, though. You keep doing what makes you happy.

XOXO, Chatty Kathy.

 

Dear Chatty Kathy,

I’ve Been Trying To Go Into Hibernation But I Can’t Find Any Quality Berries To Get Me Through The Winter. Since My Family Is In The Area I Don’t Want To Relocate To A More Appropriate Area. I’ve Tried Going To A Local High School For Some Help But They Weren’t Anything But R.U.D.E! What Should I Do To Survive These Harsh Canadian Winters?

Sincerely,

CKSS Bear.

Dear CKSS Bear,

Due to the fact that you are a bear, I’m going to let your atrocious and superfluous capitalization slide. Seriously, how time consuming is capitalizing the first letter of every single word? Surely you must have more important things to do. Anyway, I’m sorry to hear about your struggles! Teenagers can be scary, and you’re a bear, so you’ve gotta steer clear of them. Might I suggest your local supermarket? Or, I don’t know, a berry bush? Or – and here’s a revolutionary idea – maybe you should go into hibernation. That’s usually how bears survive the winter!

XOXO, Chatty Kathy.

P.S. I thought you were a rabid coyote?

Dear Chatty Kathy,

Okay, listen up. When I walk through the atrium at our school I get super frustrated at the flags. Do you know why? Because they are in the wrong order. It should be from left to right in alphabetical order the nations of the world with Canada being in the position of honour on the far left. After nations, the flags should be of provinces, then organizations. (Like C.K.S.S., so the flag of the Spartans is in the right position, but Canada is not.) So I would like to know whether or not this will be changed. I would also like to know whether or not the school will be getting rid of the double flags, like Jamaica because we have two of those.

Sincerely, Furious for Flags

Dear FF,

From what I can discern, you are frustrated at the flags at our school because they’re in the wrong order? I’m a little frustrated myself about those flags. They aren’t aligned properly and it’s always a bother looking at them. Sometimes I look straight down when I’m walking, just so I’m not tempted to look at the flags – I know they’re just going to ruin my day. Anyways, back to you. I, Chatty Kathy, am a firm believer in accuracy, and from what you say, I think you are too. It is most definitely important for our flags to be “in order.” Since you know what you’re talking about, maybe you should talk to someone about reordering them; I am sure Mrs. Taylor would be happy to help you!

XOXO, Chatty Kathy